That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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