Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
That reminds me...we need to get swords
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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