You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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