your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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