literally had 100 drinks last night.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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