Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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