i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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