Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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