I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You're like the curious george of whores
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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