He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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