I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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