I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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