I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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