just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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