Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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