Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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