I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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