id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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