Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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