She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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