what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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