"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
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