Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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