He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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