Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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