if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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