yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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