i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
