y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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