I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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