Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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