kristin has been a bad kristin
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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