I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
