I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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