There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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