Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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