Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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