Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
either way he was missing a nipple.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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