On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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