Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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