she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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