I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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