Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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