so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
The adults are the big ones right?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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