i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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