OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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