god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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