I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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