I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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