So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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