I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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