i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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