it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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